Awwwww... What the fuck is that!!
(If you wish to not read the boring story of how i thought of the competition then go to the next article)

Well... i was taking a walk in the spring sun, the birds were singing a fuckin annoying tune, the ally way was covered in shit and i was generaly having a fuckin crap day. so there i was, minding my own busin... "AWWWWW... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT". i was getting a terrible pain in my stomach (no it wasnt anything to do with the severe dihoreah and vomiting that i had... which i can tell you was not a plesent experiance!!). so i sat down and analized the situation. what have i eaten... nothing... what have i drunk (since april 28th 2002)... oh fuck! so i thought that it was just a lack of alchohol, so i got myself a 4pack of guinness. *Glug Glug* ... "Ahhhhh" that feels much better. so everything was fine, i could now finish my jerney towards 'Viky Wine'.
so... couple of months on, walkin down the same shit filled ally, the birds that were singing befor are probably dead, having another shite filled day... "FUCKIN ELL..." alas... our friend the liver. it was even more painfull than befor. so i crawled to 'Viky wine' and got myself some frosty jacks (Mmm Mmm), chuggin away down some ally (not shit ally) waiting for the cider to work, but it wasnt working... could my liver be damaged, after all these faithfull days... months... seasons. which gave me a cunning plan (after hanging over a drain heavin my guts up)...